[just came out of a Cleaners... long story short, I got to go through the aisles and help find my dad's suit.]
me: YES! I can now scratch that off my bucket list!!
dad: You have a "bucket list"?
me: Not really, I kind of just make them up as I go along...
dad:YOU ARE MY "FUNSHINE," MY ONLY "FUNSHINE."
me: [walking into his room...] HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAD!
dad: Thanks, Diggy.
me: I got you a present... It's an alarm... "HEY DAD, WAKE UP. COME ON, NOW!! UP, UP, UP. THAT'S IT! YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LATE. GET ON UP, BIRTHDAY BOY." :)
dad: That must of sounded a lot funnier in your head...
me: Gee. Thanks, Dad.
Happy birthday, Dad.